Classified · Probably

You weren’t supposed to see this.

Something is being built here. It might change everything. It might never see the light of day. It might just be a very elaborate excuse to stay up past midnight.

It’s coming straight out of the insane mind of John P, and so far nobody has been able to talk him out of it.

What it does: Watches your in real time.
Who it’s for: Everyone with a website
Launch date: Ha.
Status: Charging. Do not unplug.

Want in?

If you’re supposed to be here, you already know where the button is.